Let’s be honest, mornings are not so shiny, nor is this app. I’m DarkSheep, the alarm clock app which charges 1$ donation and roasts you whenever you fail to wake-up. So, if you snooze, you lose money and some dignity. We know money wasn’t enough, so I’ll roast you aswell.

FEATURES: Why would you snooze for a nap after 7 hours of sleep? Here are some better reasons to snooze:

Lose money: where would be motivation to really wake up if not losing something valuable. Your integrity doesn’t count, but your wallet does. Thus, for every snoozed tapped in the morning, we’ll take 1$ from your card.

Set the value of the snooze: If you are too rich and 1$ doesn’t motivate you when the alarm kicks in, you can set the preferred amount of money we’re gonna take you, but you won’t receive better roasts, because all of them are already amazing.

Get roasted: Let’s bring some fun in the mornings by roasting you. Humor is the best way to start the morning, especially when you’re the subject of it. The roasts are specially created by creative copywriters & comedians to make you feel bad and amused by your incapability to wake up. The roasts are the digital content purchased inside the app, every user having the possibility to read, listen, download and share.

Alarm Setup: This is an alarm, so you set the time you want to wake-up and other details like repeating days, ringtone, volume, alarm title. The good part comes in the morning. While the alarm rings, you can stop it through the “Snooze” or “I’m awake” buttons. If you mistakenly snoozed, don’t worry, you’ll have a 30 seconds countdown to prove us wrong through the press the button “I was actually awake”.

Statistics: Track your failures, it’s fun. On the profile, Darksheep provides information like alarms, snooze rate, alarm history and obviously, money spent and credits.

Roast a friend: this feature is still in development, but as soon as we finish it, you’ll be able to piss off your friends. Friendship is about sharing, so why not roast your friends anonymously, so that doesn’t make you a bad friend.

Sharing the pain: We can take you all the money you don’t have, but we care about you to not become a lame duck out of cash. You have the possibility to not lose 1$ if you share on social media how much you hate us. Through this, I get famous, you don’t get broke and we’re all happy.

Roaster of the week: Did I tell you that you can roast us aswell? Oh, yes you can. Only by responding to our roasts or in the “Settings” section at the “Roast us” button you can be the roaster of the week. We choose the funniest and comic roasts and come-backs and you can find your masterpiece on the weekly leaderboard.


What is DarkSheep saying about people? Whether you wake-up or not, you hate the alarm, so this alarm hates them back. Here are some of the things Darksheep will tell you vocally in the morning: “you snore so loud, I’m surprised you need an alarm to wake you up.” or “Martin Luther King said I have a dream, seems like that’s all you have”.


Get started now! Download the app and buy your first credits! Or whatever, if you’re poor, take the free trial. Anyway, see you in the morning!